INT. LIVING ROOM
JOE and EVAN sit around and watch TV. Their roommate, SAM, walks in, clenching his stomach.
EVAN Hey dude are you alright?
SAM Man, I don’t know what it is, but my stomach is really upset.
Sam takes a seat and lifts up his shirt. His STOMACH has two googly eyes, and a frowning mouth.
Aw man, what’s the matter?
STOMACH (high pitched voice)
It was just terrible!
EVAN What happened, Stomach? You can tell us.
STOMACH I had the worst first day of school. I’m never going back!
EVAN It couldn’t have been that bad.
Tell us what happened.
STOMACH Well, I was on my way to class...
FLASHBACK: EARLIER THAT DAY
EXT. PATH TO ACADEMIC BUILDING
Sam walks with his shirt up. His stomach has googly eyes and a smiley face on. His stomach see’s ANOTHER STOMACH walking towards them.
STOMACH Hi! I’m Sam’s stomach! Is it your first day too?
Oh dear! Stomach makes a gurgling sound.
INT. CLASSROOM - LATER
Sam’s stomach looks over to the right at another MALE STOMACH.
STOMACH Hi! I’m Sam’s stomach!
MALE STOMACH Dude, bloated much?
STOMACH (upset, quietly)
Ah! No! Stomach makes a gurgling noise.
The TEACHER walks in. He is wearing a nice suit, with his stomach exposed, and has gelled hair.
TEACHER (British accent)
Hello class, my name is Mr. Holmes, and this is my teaching assistant, Mr. Cottlesworth.
Mr. Holmes points to his Stomach, aka MR. COTTLESWORTH.
MR. COTTLESWORTH (deep voice, British accent)
Hello, class. Awkward silence.
MR. COTTLESWORTH (CONT’D) (to Sam’s stomach)
Ah, you there. Sam’s stomach looks around.
MR. COTTLESWORTH (CONT’D) (to Sam)
MR. COTTLESWORTH (CONT’D) (cont’d) Yes, you. I quite like how you’ve fashioned your stomach hair, very posh. Very classy.
The whole class laughs. Sam’s stomach looks around, becomes more upset. Sam gets up and runs out of the classroom, holding his stomach.
INT. DORM COMMON ROOM
EVAN Aw that isn’t too bad, it’ll be okay!
JOE Yeah don’t worry, I bet everything will be better tomorrow.
EVAN I know what will make you feel better.
STOMACH Taking more than the recommended dose of Pepto Bismol?
EVAN No, some ice cream!
SAM Nah man I’m lactose-intolerant.
STOMACH (punch line)
Now that would REALLY make me upset!
BACK TO PRESENT TIME.