A Vita Perfetta Sketch Comedy: Upset Stomach

INT. LIVING ROOM
JOE and EVAN sit around and watch TV. Their roommate, SAM,
walks in, clenching his stomach.
EVAN
Hey dude are you alright?
SAM
Man, I don’t know what it is, but my stomach is really upset.
Sam takes a seat and lifts up his shirt. His STOMACH has two
googly eyes, and a frowning mouth.
JOE
(sympathetic)
Aw man, what’s the matter?
STOMACH
(high pitched voice)
It was just terrible!
EVAN
          What happened, Stomach? You can tell us. 
STOMACH
I had the worst first day of school. I’m never going back!
EVAN
          It couldn’t have been that bad.
Tell us what happened.
STOMACH
          Well, I was on my way to class...
FLASHBACK: EARLIER THAT DAY
EXT. PATH TO ACADEMIC BUILDING
Sam walks with his shirt up. His stomach has googly eyes and
a smiley face on. His stomach see’s ANOTHER STOMACH walking
towards them.
STOMACH
Hi! I’m Sam’s stomach! Is it your first day too?

Bite me.

OTHER STOMACH
STOMACH
(upset)
Oh dear!
Stomach makes a gurgling sound.
INT. CLASSROOM - LATER
Sam’s stomach looks over to the right at another MALE
STOMACH.
STOMACH
Hi! I’m Sam’s stomach!
MALE STOMACH
Dude, bloated much?
STOMACH
(upset, quietly)
Ah! No!
Stomach makes a gurgling noise.
The TEACHER walks in. He is wearing a nice suit, with his
stomach exposed, and has gelled hair.
TEACHER
(British accent)
Hello class, my name is Mr. Holmes, and this is my teaching assistant,
Mr. Cottlesworth.
Mr. Holmes points to his Stomach, aka MR. COTTLESWORTH.
MR. COTTLESWORTH
(deep voice, British accent)
Hello, class.
Awkward silence.
MR. COTTLESWORTH (CONT’D)
(to Sam’s stomach)
Ah, you there.
Sam’s stomach looks around.
MR. COTTLESWORTH (CONT’D)
(to Sam)
MR. COTTLESWORTH (CONT’D) (cont’d)
Yes, you. I quite like how you’ve fashioned your stomach hair, very
          posh. Very classy.
The whole class laughs. Sam’s stomach looks around, becomes
more upset. Sam gets up and runs out of the classroom,
holding his stomach.
INT. DORM COMMON ROOM
EVAN
          Aw that isn’t too bad, it’ll be okay! 
JOE
Yeah don’t worry, I bet everything will be better tomorrow.
EVAN
          I know what will make you feel better. 
STOMACH
Taking more than the recommended dose of Pepto Bismol?
EVAN
No, some ice cream!
SAM
Nah man I’m lactose-intolerant.
STOMACH
(punch line)
Now that would REALLY make me upset!
Everyone laughs.
BACK TO PRESENT TIME.

FADE OUT.