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This week’s topic: 5 Best Worst Dance Moves

When you go to a party, do you ever dream of being the life of that party? Just picture it. A dance circle forms on the dance floor, everyone gathers arounds and claps, and you jump in the middle to impress the whole crowd with your polished, incredible moves.

But, if you’re like most people, that scenario merely exists in the form of a daydream. The reality is, you’re not that coordinated, you have never taken a professional dance class, or you’re just a bad dancer.

There is good news, however! For what you may lack in technical skill, you can make up for with comedic timing. How? Bust out a dance routine that’s SO bad, that it’s actually good.

Here are the 5 Best Worst Dance Moves, to make you the life of the party!

The Lawn Mower - Hold one arm out towards the floor, and with the other arm pretend like you are pulling a cord to start a lawnmower up and down repeatedly to the beat of the song. 

The Cabbage Patch - Simply put your hands in a fist, hold your arms out, and then move your fists together in a circular motion. Kinda like you’re churning butter.

Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box - Outstretch your arms wide, then bring your hands about 6 inches apart from each other, then flip your hands while they’re 6 inches apart, then flip them back again.

The Batsui - Make peace signs with both of your hands, then float them simultaneously across your face in front of your eyes in time with the music. The lower half of your body can do any sort of dance movement you want. The goofier the better.

The Shopping Cart - Bob your head to the beat. With one hand, pretend like you are steering a shopping cart. With the other hand, pretend to grab items one by one off a shelf, and put them into your cart. 

With these epically awful dance moves, you can become the life of the next party you attend!