Welcome to the Vita Perfetta Comedy Cabinet: Hanukkah

The story of Hanukkah is quite miraculous. Just a small amount of oil, meant for one night, ended up lasting for 8 nights during the Maccabean Revolt. Today, we celebrate with 8 nights of lighting the menorah, exchanging gifts, spinning the dreidel, and eating delicious food.
Our Hanukkah gift to you: 8 curated classic jokes and one-liners…one for each night!

  1. Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.

  2. Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

  3. Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

  4. Why’d the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

  5. Jokes about German sausages are the wurst…

  6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

  7. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

  8. What do you call cheese that isn’t your cheese? Nacho Cheese

Happy Hanukkah from Vita Perfetta!