IF YOU CAN READ THIS

If you can read this... bring me the remote control
If you can read this... rub my feet
If you can read this... go away
If you can read this…ask your mom (dad)
If you can read this…bring me coffee

miscellaneous PHRASES

I'm so sorry you lost... me ten minutes ago
No talking... just coffee
No talkie... until coffee
Life is too short... to waste time matching socks
I woke up... like this
In case you get... cold feet
I'm not anti-social... I'm just pro-solitude
If you can read this... ITS TOO LATE Mwahaha
Trick or treat... smell my feet
Hope you like... amazing
Born to... slay
Eat pray... slay
Peace... out
Turn... up
Squad... goals
The ocean made me... salty
Long hair... don't care
Low key…addicted to Starbucks

SLANG

Yo...lo
Dope... af
On... Fleek
So…lit

KEEP CALM

Keep calm and... carry on
Keep calm and... call Batman
Keep calm and... use the force
Keep calm... Where's my phone?!
Keep calm... it's Friday

MOVIE QUOTES

Leave the gun... take the cannoli
You talkin to me?... You talkin to me?!
I'm gonna make you an offer... you can't refuse
Go ahead... make my day
may the force... be with you
Bond... James Bond
After all... tomorrow is another day
You're gonna need... a bigger boat
You had me at... hello
Hasta la Vista... baby
I feel the need... The need for speed
I see... dead people

HASHTAGS

#... mcm (man crush Monday)
#... wcw (woman crush Wednesday)
#... tbt (throw back Thursday)
#... instagood
#... cute
#... me
#... selfie
#... nofilter
#... love
#... sorrynotsorry
#... squad
#... squadgoals
#... fierce
#... bae
#... swag